me as a parent

thomasandrewbitch:

kid: can you sing me a lullaby?

me: PULL UP IN THE MONSTA AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA

(Source: gloriamottvevo)


therealrunthejewels:

TRAILER: Meow The Jewels

onlyblackgirl:

This is a reminder that the Montgomery Bus Boycott lasted 13 months and the Civil Rights Movement took over 10 years, so next time you want to tell us to “get over Ferguson”, “its been long enough” “You’re not making any difference” remember that.

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

(Source: earthal)